Dear Mr. Murphy (& Fan club)

I'm sorry if I offended you (and/or your lovers and followers).

That was not my intention.

In fact, that was the complete opposite of what I was going for.

As chaotic as this series of events was,

I hope it showed you that you have a lot of people that love you and care about you...

I am one of those.

Love,

Ricardo M. Zapata!

For The Record

This is all a joke...just for fun.

About 3 months ago, I had a crazy dream in which I was blogging mean things about Mr. Murphy (how I was envious of his beard, how he ALWAYS beats me in scrabble, how he's sooo effing tall, etc).  I told him about it the next day at school and we laughed about it for a minute or two.  In my dream, the website was mattmurphysadbag.com. Then I decided I actually wanted to something of that sort (all in a friendly manner) and put it off until today when I mentioned it to Connell and Eric. So now here we are. It's all fun and games...sharing thoughts on/about Matt Murphy. Why??? Why not? Look at him, he's adorable!

#1

MATT MURPHY, YOU ARE A D-BAG!

To anyone who also agrees with this statement,

please send Matt Murphy stories and photos:

ricardozapataphotography@gmail.com

thank you.

the guilty party:

photo: lucio